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{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats are usually lefties. Studies indicate that their left paw is typically their dominant paw.","length":110}
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