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The Sirhowy Valley is an industrialised valley in the eastern part of the Valleys region of Wales. It is named from the Sirhowy River which runs through it. Its upper reaches are occupied by the town of Tredegar within the county borough of Blaenau Gwent. The valley initially runs south-southeast between the ridges of Cefn Manmoel to the east and Mynydd Bedwellte to the west before turning to a more southerly direction. Its central section is one of the least populated of the Welsh coalfield valleys. The valley enters the county borough of Caerphilly, which contains the towns of Blackwood and Pontllanfraith. It then turns east and joins the valley of the Ebbw River, Ebbw Vale at Crosskeys.
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Juw Juwinga of Bolsward was a Frisian chieftain who earned fame in the struggle against the Dutch. In 1396, Albrecht of Bavaria, count of Holland, threatened Friesland. To counter this threat, Juwinga was chosen as the eleventh potestate of Friesland, based on his bravery and military experience. Albrecht of Bavaria sent a naval force across the Zuiderzee, and in the ensuing battle at Schoterzijl Juwinga was slain, on 29 August 1396. The Dutch forces failed to hold on to the territory, and the land was reclaimed by the Frisians.
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